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unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

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fuck:

her:

right:

in

the

earlobe

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lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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barack-otwerk:

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

[gets a 97]

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