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africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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(via narcotic)

(Source: praydeath, via crywave)

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

(Source: odditymall.com, via poppies-in-october)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via fckindumb)

*plows her to Beethoven’s 5th*

(Source: fstw, via fckindumb)

"

I have my mother’s
stubbornness
and none of
her strength

and I have my father’s
passion
and all
of his selfishness

"

- Mandeq Ahmed, ‘tiny legacies’ (via blackorchidd)

(via lying-awake-at-night)

Trying to stay cool

420dongsquad:

idk how this

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turned into this

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but i am so glad it did

(via fckindumb)